Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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