Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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