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what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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