I think im going to throw up on grandma
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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