just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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