My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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