Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just sucked dick on a ferry
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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