My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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