She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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