I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
operation harelip BJ is a go
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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