Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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