Need sex. Gaining weight.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I need to calm my uterus...
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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