that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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