I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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