protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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