i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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