We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
