Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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