hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just want nice things and good sex
So much Jack, so little girl.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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