Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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