And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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