I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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