omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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