I wish I only lived at night.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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