omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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