come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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