1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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