Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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