my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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