my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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