Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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