After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Randomize
