I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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