I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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