How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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