You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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