Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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