I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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