Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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