tell your sister to shave her snatch
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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