True but thats because hes a fetus.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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