I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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