i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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