Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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