do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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