just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm getting married
To pizza
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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