what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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