Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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