You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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