Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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