so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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