in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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