I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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