How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
