dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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