so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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